Wednesday 12 February 2014

So what has love got to do with it?


Valentine’s Day is just a couple of days away – is it really one of the most romantic days of the year?

 
Each year in Britain we spend around £503,000,000 on cards, chocolates, flowers and other valentine’s gifts. Wow. That’s a massive amount of money – and for what? What is the ‘Bah – humbug’ equivalent for love?
  
Don’t get me wrong, I like a bit of romance as much as the next person, but seriously, are we getting this out of proportion? Let’s put things into perspective:

Some believe that that February 14th was the day that the birds would choose their mates, whilst the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred. One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.

 Regardless of the historical origins, the modern day interpretation is that Valentine’s Day is the day you would affirm your love for your chosen one, or if you if you are still searching for ‘the one’, you would anonymously send declarations of love and admiration. 
 
So what are you hoping for on Valentine’s Day? Are you hoping for a mysterious black velveteen box concealing a carat or two’s worth of bling? Maybe you are hoping to be whisked off for a weekend of romance in Paris, Venice or New York? Others will no doubt be happy with less flamboyant gestures, such as a bunch of handpicked flowers, a handmade card, or a cosy dinner for two.
 
Surely though, we should show people how much we care every day, rather than on just one certain day? I love getting home from work on any day of the year to find the vacuuming done, the dishwasher empty and the fire roaring. The very fact that my loved one has thought about me through the day, and made an effort to help keep our home clean, tidy and warm means a lot to me.

 
The only thing that would make it better would be the clutter disappearing. By clutter I mean the tools, the odd glove, random chargers, work boots, golf clubs, old newspapers and magazines, a tape measure, a remote control, a lone AA battery and that box of things. You know the things I mean don’t you? How on earth is that bit of metal, the old spring, half a set of Allen keys and a 2 Peseta piece ever going to be useful again? Pesetas haven’t been legal tender for 12 years... But my loved one has his clutter.
 
Maybe I should suggest that he takes out a storage unit? He could store the ‘stuff’ in a unit and free up drawers and cupboards in the house, which would mean the world to me.

Think about it: The price storage units start from is pretty much the cost of a bunch of flowers and far more reasonable than the cost of a table for the both of us at Chez Expensive (with prices expressly hiked up for this one night of the year).

Maybe I should get him a storage unit as a Valentines present?

www.beehiveselfstorage.co.uk

 

 

Friday 7 February 2014

When you get itchy feet…


When you get itchy feet, consider storing in our square feet…


 I don’t know if you have looked out of the window recently, but it is pretty miserable here in the UK at the moment. We are all dreaming of sunnier, warmer climates and sipping on mojitos in a hammock under a palm tree. Many of us at some point feel like packing up and getting the next flight to Havana but unfortunately the reality of mortgages and rooms of furniture can bring us back down to earth fairly quickly. So, perhaps when you get itchy feet you should consider storing in our square feet to enable your travelling dreams to become a reality.

Most people would consider storing their valuables within self storage but what about your sentimental valuables? One anonymous member of our team here at Beehive has an irreplaceable ‘Yellow Ellie’, a yellow toy elephant given to her as a Christening present many years ago that she simply would not want to be without. Yellow Ellie may have lost some of her stuffing, an ear and is a little bit rough around the edges but it is these irrecoverable items that you may wish to store with us.
You may also feel that it is necessary to use a house sitter, now we aren’t the type of people who suspect everyone is a serial killer, but what if the house sitter’s dog took a particular liking to ‘Yellow Ellie’? You may arrive home to find just a lonely beady eye left. House exchanges are also becoming increasingly popular with those experiencing ‘Wanderlust’ which must involve a mutual feeling of trust between the two parties, but for peace of mind perhaps you would feel more comfortable storing some priceless or treasured belongings.

Imagine arriving off your long haul flight at Heathrow to find that your beloved Mona Lisa has ended up with a moustache and glasses at the unartistic hands of one of your teenager’s friends or your wardrobe has been raided and your designer dress has a suspicious stain that smells quite distinctly of cider and your daughter’s perfume. That just-off-holiday feeling has gone and I’m sure one thing would come immediately to mind – I wish we used self storage!

Our purpose built facility is clean, dry and insulated in such a way to prevent fluctuations in temperature which can lead to damp and humidity. You will have your own private unit that is easily accessible with trolleys and sack trucks available free of charge. We have a sophisticated alarm and monitored CCTV system to ensure your belongings are secure and we also offer insurance at competitive prices.

So why wait? If your travels last for one month or three years, we have various sizes of units to suit your storage requirements. You can store just about anything with us so whether you are renting your house for a long term trip and need to store a house full of furniture or whether it is your very own Mona Lisa or Yellow Ellie, you can store your items with at Beehive Self Storage in the confidence that they are safe and secure.
 
Photographs 1 & 2 are courtesy of George Hodan & Karen Arnold respectively.